There was no arsenic in the lasagne, says Arsene Wenger

My rat spies at West Ham may have finally solved the Spurs/Marriot hotel food poisoning scandal. A rodent buddy snapped Tottenham midfielder Michael Carrick - who was pulled off during last Sunday's match - signing autographs and joking with fans 15 minutes after the fateful game. Does he look a bit peaky to you? My rat chum said he looked perfectly healthy and and would not have been able to stand and chat if he was really ill.