Iceland frozen prawns

Kitchen Rat's joke at the expense of the editor of a rival restaurant publication about his breakfast attire when interviewing Chris Galvin has not gone down a storm with the aforementioned Ed. Excrutiating as it was for KR to reveal to everyone that the said Ed was wearing nut-crunching cycling shorts during the interview - not a good look on any man. The jibe has prompted the magazine's editor to reveal to the restaurant world that he is hung like "an Iceland frozen prawn"......snigger, snigger... But hey fair play for being so honest - not something that is easy for a man when it comes to talking about the size of his tackle - and as we all know its not the size of the linear that's important but the motion on the ocean that counts - a good thing if you happen to be a prawn! Anyway thanks for the name check in your "august organ", which prompted me to wonder when the whole of "The Cleaver" column would be dedicated to the goings on at Caterer and Hotelkeeper!