Bonkers hotel story of the day is supplied by the Daily Star, which claims the Gallagher brothers are planning a host of themed hotels across the US.
Perhaps we should take note of their current album title Don't Believe the Truth, but the Oasis front men are apparently planning to use their smash hits as room themes in hotels in Miami, New York and West Hollywood.
Sadly Cigarettes and Alcohol hasn't gone down well in New York where smoking indoors is banned, and although Wonderwall could be tricky, Don't Look Back in Anger might be useful if actor Russell Crow turns up and starts throwing phones at receptionists.