We've had sleep directors and chief romance officers, goldfish to help you sleep better and life style gurus to help you live better (and remove your guilt of having too much cash). Hell, you can even ReSet your pancreas if need be.
But consultants Audio Sushi (do they like to keep it raw?) are on the scene and aiming to help Chicago Rock Cafes and others across the land abandon soft rock and faux-seventies tunes as part of their latest service: Corporate Music Direction.
Think Meatloaf is cool, hanker after a bit of Foreigner? Think you're "Simply the Best" or do you spell the night in night club, "nite"? Well fear not as the boys and girls at Audio Sushi will sort out your musical distress quicker than you can say New Music Express and turn around your ailing business by sorting out your tunes.
Dispensing one hopes with the usual bar and pub obsession of playing music so loud your ears bleed and your voice grows hoarse from shouting at your neighbour a foot away, Audio Sushi will sort your playlist out and get the bums back on seats and spending at your bar.
After all, as the company's own press release states: "Music is the magical thread linking you to a particular moment", which I guess is reasonabale enough if worrying for chefs into grunge.