Digging a hole for yourself

This week the Rat was out enjoying a quick pint in a London boozer and took this snap with his Rat-Cam of two hapless builders.

The two chaps had spent the day installing bollards to stop cars from parking on the pavement and were just packing away their tools.

Unfortunately the Rat was distracted by the latest chef gossip from his secret contacts and missed their reaction but he did have the fortitude to realise that a picture speaks a thousand words....