Want to look like a prize plonker when asleep? Well now you can courtesy of budget hotel chain Travelodge.
In a nod to Woody Allen’s Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask Travelodge are offering guests the no doubt prized opportunity to dress up like human sperms before getting under the sheets.
Actually – here’s the science part – Travelodge says its hi-tech PJs are therapeutic and made from a revolutionary fabric called Dermasilk, which feels like a second skin.
Apparently the garments, made from silk, have the benefits of controlling body odour, which is no doubt a great relief if you suffer from sweaty night terrors.
From a security point of view Kitchen Rat suspects anyone that breaks into your room will likely run a mile when they see you, and there are obvious contraception control benefits for couples to be had from the hi-tech PJs despite their suggestive look.
We wait, as always, with bated breath for Travelodge’s next innovation.
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