“They’d charge you for oxygen if they could”- has long been an idea used to indicate an idea that is far-fetched, impossible, at the very least improbable.
But now De Vere Venues has come up with a way to do just that. Yes indeedy! Rock up to any De Vere Venue these days and you can pay English pounds for a canister of 100 per cent, bonefied oxygen to get you through those stimulating meetings.
De Vere claims the poor air quality in places like London cause ‘Hypotoxia’, a shortage of oxygen in the body. Apparently by giving their workers more oxygen, it will result in employees being more “revitalized, alert and work rates to improve.”
Tony Dangerfield (yes that’s his real name), chief operating officer of De Vere Venues, said the blast of pure oxygen when city workers enter a meeting room is “the perfect way to give delegates the kick start they need”.
Colombia will be quaking in its boots.