Lots of hand wringing last week after it emerged that the restaurant at De Vere's Oulton Hall hotel near Leeds was weighing children diners and charging heavier kids more for Sunday lunch.
While there was outrage from campaign groups, there was plenty of media coverage, which was obviously the idea in the first place.
But it got Kitchen Rat to thinking about other levies that could be placed on diners. How about a fashion tax? Anyone caught with a jumper over the shoulders combo has to pay double? Wear sunglasses indoors and you'll get 25% whacked on the bill? And frankly, if you wear your jeans ten inches lower than your underwear, you're not getting in...
Any more ideas? Let us know.